@ANastyGorilla: If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?
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@Darlainky: If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will.
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.
@bourgeoisalien: My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow." Dunno, think it's a little pretentious.