@xysist: If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction.
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@senderblock23: No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?
@lyric_intent: It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced.
@TravLeBlanc: Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve.