@SamGirlSunday: If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap.
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@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.
@Lance_Said_This: What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
@Eightinchgoat: *Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*