@fillthevacuum: If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?
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@rodney_at_large: I saw your link on Facebook. What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it.
@TheTweetOfGod: What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower.
@panmidwest: GF: just FYI, my dad teaches at the Naval Academy [meeting her parents] ME: [lifting up shirt] does my belly button look weird to you?