@carlyken: If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
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@KalvinMacleod: PERSONAL TRAINER: so how much do you bench? ME: a fair bit but I usually bed or sofa.
@DirtMcTurd: One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts
@joeljeffrey: My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women.
@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know