@carlyken: If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
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@Kathleen_McGee: The cool thing about being broke is you can tell your friends you aren't drinking for a while & they think you're getting your shit together
@dumbbeezie: The problem with finding people who accept me for who I am is that I question their judgment
@Izianikapani: Sue from work says putting zucchini in her brownie makes it incredibly moist. I told Sue I've had similar successes.
@alispagnola: "What character would I like to see throwing up in a parking lot?" -How I pick my Halloween costume