@Freudianscript: If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself.
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@Breadery: Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden.
@Heldinchains: You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts
@juliussharpe: Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car.