@Freudianscript: If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself.
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@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.
@meganamram: If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends