@Freudianscript: If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself.
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@MicheleAKALips: I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter.
@librarianfonz: I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively.
@StevieKnip: lawyer talking under his breath: "guiltypeoplesaywhat?" suspect: what? lawyer: no further questions your honor