@IamEnidColeslaw: if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd
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@heyjaadu: I use proper syntax and punctuation on all of my tweets, unless I am in danger of exceeding the 140 character limit... & then u no how it b
@qwertying: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@FreddyAmazin: 3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.