@PopeFrancisXXX: If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?
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@GrowlyGrego: *knocks on door* You're too fat. "Wha--" You're way too dumb. "Wait--who.." Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one.
@_Awwsomeness_: Falling in love is like Falling Ketchup from a Bottle. At first slowly, and then all at once. *The fault in our Jars*
@Jam453Lane: Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.