@DirtyTalkBooks: If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
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@glittergirlD43: Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
@pleatedjeans: [angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you
@caseytduncan: Genie: You have 3 wishes. I don't want to run into spiderwebs anymore. That's it.... I'm done. You can keep the other 2 wishes.