@DirtyTalkBooks: If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
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@PetrickSara: If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler.
@KalvinMacleod: BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder
@GoldenSpirals: Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak.
@thestlouisan: I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci