@DirtyTalkBooks: If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
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@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.
@FatherWithTwins: 7yo: What are these? Me: Cucumbers. Last week, you said you wanted to eat more healthy. 7yo: No, I meant that DAY, not all the time
@ChrisScarlette: *i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*
@TrueQuixote: I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to "I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well.