@Storminika: If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it.
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@Julescoop: The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him.
@TheMichaelRock: News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.