@Storminika: If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it.
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@briancthayer: Dear microwave companies, Why make us select "cook" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone
@IamSoffWilliams: We all have that special someone in our lives that we wish would get run over by a truck.
@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.