@AnitaHelmet: If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less.
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@tchrquotes: My wife says the sweetest things in the morning like"Love you," & "DID YOU SERIOUSLY EAT ALL THE COOKIE DOUGH FOR BREAKFAST WHAT IS WRONG WI
@TheBoydP: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...