@AnitaHelmet: If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less.
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@Birdhumms: Restless leg syndrome does not give you the right to swiftly kick people whenever you feel like it. I know that now.. 😆
@splendidcynic: My Grandma saw all of your tweets about stepping on Legos & asked if any of you cream puffs have ever heard of a game called Jacks?
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.