@AnitaHelmet: If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less.
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@LMFaye: The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME:You wanna come in? VAMPIRE:Oh, can’t, vampire M:Unless I invite you V:Oh…you know about that M:Yeah, you can- V:It’s just…I’m super busy…