@n0tblonde: If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
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@shopkins776: When you say "You're gonna hate me for this" you're making an awfully large assumption that I don't hate you already
@SamuelHLowe: - Hello, princess. Can I call you princess? - No. - OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam.