@TedOfficialPage: If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. "Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."
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@mattZillaaaa: *lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down
@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
@13spencer: A man at a cemetery for Titanic victims claims to have taken a photo of a ghost. The ghost reportedly said "there was room for two people."
@Bob_Janke: Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.