@flyafuckingkite: If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't.
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@sofarrsogud: *maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library.
@doktorj: ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password.