@flyafuckingkite: If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose
@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says "Craftsman" dad: me: Are you crying?
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.