@mrtruthandsoul: If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
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@jdforshort: Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos
@IGotsSmarts: She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.
@T_Bonezzz: Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape
@Eagle_Vision: I dreamed I was floating in an ocean of soda, but when I awoke I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.