@mrtruthandsoul: If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
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@jamisondg1: I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out "swag" or "bae" on the Ouija boards
@UnFitz: We're at the top of the food chain, but let's not be too full of ourselves. After all, some of us can be felled by a single peanut.
@FoxCGrandpa: Reading my shopping list and finding "a shit ton of oats" clearly in goat handwriting again
@jazmasta: Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb.