@shariv67: If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical.
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@tigersgoroooar: Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself.
@drunkNnaughty: I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
@joeljeffrey: I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How's it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".
@donjuantip: ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.