@shariv67: If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical.
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@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.
@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.
@nettie0918: Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean Voila Suddenly they all remember plans they've forgotten Ah quiet