@shariv67: If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical.
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@ozzyunc: "As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas." Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't.
@rhysjamesy: The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
@djdarrellripley: Me: You think you have all the answers but believe me, you need what I have up here.. *points to head* Her: What, half a bottle of mousse?
@munkayc: Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled..