@MUMSIEesq: If my 3YO's fortune was "you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs," this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate
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@jasonroeder: When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago.
@rhysjamesy: Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT.
@Playing_Dad: I put the tomatos and the ketchup right next to each other in my refrigerator just so all the food knows I have no mercy
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx