@jdforshort: If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert
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@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair.
@BadMikeyBad: The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling "It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"
@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life