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@SadieSkyNinja: [if my cat tweeted]

When "over 38" is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone.

[if my cat tweeted]

When “over 38” is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone.

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