@roggyie: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.
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@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
@juliussharpe: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
@ThisHotGarbage: If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid.