@roggyie: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.
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@ayyyyloser: Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off
@schmittsteve: "Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?" [ sigh ] "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong.