@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER
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@T_Bonezzz_: Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race
@Thedudish: "Is my butt is too big?" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead.
@Mindless4Miles: I just want to be rich enough one day to name my kid after an Australian mammal or something found in my spice rack.