@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER
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@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.
@LosLos__: Stop. Stop it right now. I'm going to count to five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. ~A parenting haiku.
@treydayway: Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive.