@lilgapeach30: If my co-worker says ValenTIMES one more time, I'ma need one of you to make good on the "I'll help you hide a body" promise.
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@RunwayDan: The word "defenestration" means "to throw someone out a window." Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it.
@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.
@JRevard: If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.