@LivibelsDada: If my dad were alive today he would say, "Mark stop telling people I'm dead"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. 😂
@murrman5: [determined not to have any awkward silence during date] "so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"
@TheAlexNevil: "Oh sure. Go down bout a mile, left at the store that's not there anymore, & past the big tree. Can't miss it." -every gas station attendant