@OzCricketFan81: If my memory foam mattress really had "memory," it could write for Penthouse.
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@KyleMcDowell86: HER: Im breaking up with u ME: Is it because I say "Uh Oh Spaghetti O's" when things go wrong? HER: Ya ME:(under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's