@OzCricketFan81: If my memory foam mattress really had "memory," it could write for Penthouse.
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@DaddyJew: You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout "police emergency" and run away
@Love_bug1016: I can't do this. I think I'm dying. Why does your face look like a donut? ~ me 30 minutes into dieting
@RobDenBleyker: Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-" Job interviewer: Three references is fine.