@LanieLalaBugs: If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party
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@Blunder_Woman: Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
@FilthyRichmond: Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake shit.
@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@michaeldean0116: 'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch.