@LanieLalaBugs: If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party
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@Chumpstring: Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal.
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@TheMichaelRock: It's cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can't even dress the kids properly.