@LanieLalaBugs: If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party
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@RorynotRoy: The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him.
@GrantTanaka: A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.
@wendchymes: * kids arguing loudly about which one of them is my favorite * - dog & I exchange knowing glances and wink as I slip him another treat
@jctwritesstuff: *gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?