@Mom_Overboard: If my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, I'm handing them rakes.
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@TheAlexNevil: We've all got that one family member who's an embarrassment and this restraining order suggests my family's settled on me.
@Buncahn: [boy spreads his little arms] Boy: i love you this much daddy! Neil deGrasse Tyson: on a universal scale, that is an alarmingly small amount