@JamesonN7: If my mother only knew the things I say on Twitter.......... I'd be sitting in the corner with a bar of soap in my mouth and grounded.
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@mintchevette: Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT.
@InternetHippo: *gets a series of eyebrow rings* *hangs little curtains from them to cover my face*
@LuckoftheDraw86: Seriously. Who gets "regular strength" ANYTHING?! "Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."