@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
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@TheTweetOfGod: 30 And to his followers he said, "Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."
@nice_mustard: before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
@Proxic0n: COPS: We know you killed him ME: I didn't do it! COPS: really? *starts playing Shakira* ME: wait no MY HIPS: HE'S UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS