@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
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@Laser_Cat: You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza.
@gonzohostility: Said she was gonna send a pic of her "backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page
@ChipKellysBalls: If you look in the mirror & say "pumpkin spice latte" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall