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@rafiki_yako1: If my next of kin takes a nap..
Can i call him Napkin?
@Poopy_Pizza_Pal: *boss trying to relate to younger employees*
"Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"
@ColoChiver: My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume.
@tastefactory: Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me.
Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you...
*college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*
@MyPornKhan: Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly.