@SaraThomas84: If my phone is so "smart" how come it keeps letting me drunk dial my ex
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@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.
@YoungNobler: They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."
@ibid78: WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about
@K_Chapacabra: Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel.