@LanieLalaBugs: If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right??
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@MrsTomServo: Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.
@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes
@vanderheydensax: Me: Got any baby aspirin? Clerk: No, we're out Me: *Slides two aspirin bottles together. Plays Marvin Gaye* Clerk: Sir– Me: DON'T RUSH THEM!