@hazelmotes1: If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done.
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@sarcasm_inc: Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper.
@djdarrellripley: I created a new solvent that will dissolve ANYTHING in the world! (Sigh) I just don't know what to keep it in....
@juicymorsel: I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.