@SeanLowe09: If my wife ever leaves me, I'm going with her.
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@Thedudish: My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him.
@kwirkyKerri: All these people on FB posting pics of their kids makes feel so blessed...I don't have ugly children.
@colsonwhitehead: Saw lady reading my book & was gonna say hi but I'm wearing the same shirt as in author photo & didn't want her to think I only had 1 shirt.