@HollyMemphis: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
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@jwoodham: Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters.
@trumpetcake: MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did.
@murrman5: [at divorce lawyer] bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen "he didn't" he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader