@xysist: If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me.
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@ThaJawn: Me: *trying to be cool* Scotch Bartender: Preference? Me: *nervously* hop Bartender: Bout time! *breaks out sidewalk chalk*
@sonictyrant: Me: i should tell you i have a little nervous tick Her: oh that's okay Me: Look- *pulling up sleeve* he's so shy he's hiding his face in my arm
@ScaryMommy: In marriage, there are two conversations: The one you think you're having and the one your husband hears.