@AndrewNadeau0: If nobody else is going to say it I will: I think Gaston eats too many eggs.
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@PinkCamoTO: Me: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Minister: That's not really appropriate for wedding vows.
@Beesthegame: Man: I'd like an order of buffalo wings Bartender: sorry, we don't serve food here *a sandwich that just walked in flips a table and leaves*
@Browtweaten: Bird: Can I eat bugs off you and use you as a toilet? Rhino: What's in it for me? Bird: I'll warn you of danger Rhino: I don't have predators Bird: Rhino: Bird: Okay I was trying to be polite but this is happening