@rustygunter: If okcupid is all that great, then why would you need a 3 or 6 month subscription ?
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@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
@Tups13: Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??
@withanewname: Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast