@evanR39: If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised
@shariv67: "You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?" "Yeah. Why is that?" "There are more birds on that side."
@thestlouisan: My grandpa slept in snow in the Battle of the Bulge & I'm considering throwing out this cup of water bc it has some tiny floaty things in it
@LoriLuvsShoes: How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend