@o__0Dev: If one door closes & another door opens, you’re probably in prison.
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@JerseyRambo: You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear "May the Force be with you," you hear, "And also with you."
@MadlyAmanda: Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.
@Storminika: "We don't have iced coffee" Me: "You have coffee?" "Yes" Me: "You have ice?" "Yes" Me: "Were you raised in a barn?"