@o__0Dev: If one door closes & another door opens, you’re probably in prison.
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@BringDaNoyz: *walks up to counter at funeral home* EMPLOYEE: Can I help you? ME: Hi, yes, I'll take one death, please.
@FatherWithTwins: "Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look." - my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious
@TheTweetOfGod: Why do bad things happen to good people? To even out the good things that happen to bad people.