@AnitaHelmet: If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers.
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@shahrouzt: My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money.
@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
@peachesanscream: Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.