@gemmacorrell: If only.
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@TheToddWilliams: [lumberjack interview] BOSS: I'm gonna "axe" you a few questions. Haha do you get it? ME: Yeah I "saw" that coming BOSS: Ooo welcome aboard!
@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
@Marlebean: If you asked me to bring a dish to your party, just know that I snacked on it the whole way to your house.
@torrami: Rules for being a good neighbor: 1. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS 2. Don't forget rule number one.