@GabbbarSingh: If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today.
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@SamuelHLowe: I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning.
@kendracomedy: Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper "I'm seeing someone"
@joebirbigs: I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face.
@GetCougarized: I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid.