@Love_bug1016: If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.
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@_Mo_lee_: This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas
@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?
@PaperWash: mom: I'm not your friend I'm your mother! [20 years later] mom: why won't you accept my friend request on FB? I'm your mother
@zachreinert03: The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now