@Xalqee: If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser
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@dxblarssonENG: Job interview: " if you want the job lick the floor" -what? -lick the floor if you want the job *licks floor* Eww gross, can't hire that guy
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.
@coketruck76: Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
@Lanecat2: You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there.