@twayne1010: If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy.
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@caseytduncan: If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand.
@ddsmidt: I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS.
@SodomyClown: ME: "I don't like this movie." HIM: "We are at a funeral." ME: "Who directed this?" HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."