@twayne1010: If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Matt_The_1st: Me: "Hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts?" Doctor: "40"
@kellysdf: All those political ads are very convincing. They convinced me to stop watching television.
@novicefather: Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
@amydillon: When you have kids, "sleeping in" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was.