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@NatePhilbrick: If other jobs got the same response as writing:

-You're a fireman? Have you put out any famous fires?
-You're a lifeguard? Can I be a victim in your next rescue?
-You're a physicist? I have a few universe theories myself!
-You're a chef? I'd do food too, but I never have time.

If other jobs got the same response as writing:

-You’re a fireman? Have you put out any famous fires? 
-You’re a lifeguard? Can I be a victim in your next rescue? 
-You’re a physicist? I have a few universe theories myself!
-You’re a chef? I’d do food too, but I never have time.

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