@Hormonella: If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too.
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@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle
@joeljeffrey: Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
@ashmensch: Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game.