@Hormonella: If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too.
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@interwebmemes: 2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say
@StatusInBeirut: Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book.
@ch000ch: cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night