@gitson_shiggles: If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops.....
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@ItsLaTourette: I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed
@KrunkedRobot: If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
@CaniacMONK: My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM.