@nealbrennan: If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
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@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
@Sarcasticsapien: It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.
@trevso_electric: Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.