@nealbrennan: If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
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@TheDairylandDon: Alarm system? Yeah right. I'll defend my home the way my ancestors would have. A series of large painted portraits with peepholes for eyes.
@rolldiggity: A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else's, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
@Sean_Burgundy_: It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone