@iwearaonesie: if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like "do you know why i pulled you over?"
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@GrantTanaka: If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific
@Donna_McCoy: I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder.
@Poutymcgee: I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you.